Level 10 Cleric
on December 2, 2011 at 12:01 amPosted In: Manic Comics
(3 votes, average: 10.00 out of 10)Ok, I know this is not a chess comic but I just had to!
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Top 10 ways you know you’ve joined the wrong church
. The church has gun racks.
. The church staff consists of senior pastor, associate pastor, ans socio-pastor.
. The bible they use is the DSV (DR Seuss version).
. There’s an ATM in the lobby.
. The choir wears leather robes.
. The worship services are BYOS (bring your own snake).
. There’s no cover, but communion is a 2 drink minimum.
. The pastor regularly attends meetings in Las Vegas and Atlantic City. Addanac City.
. The ushers ask, “smoking or nonsmoking”.
. The woman’s quartet are all married to the pastor.
Like a doctor, but pays a whole lot less.
He gets paid in experience points
He’s gonna have to heal himself after Security gets finished with him.
I hope he has a spell that can cure a black eye!
Lone?
Takk, búinn að laga
Let’s pray security gets there before he passes around the collection plate! It’s nice to see you draw some human figures, Hjortur, good job!
I would be in the RIGHT church with the Dr Suess Bible.
I really like this comic. Spot on!
Maybe he can get a job teaching sunday school, being a man of faith and all.
P.s lol I forget to confirm I´m not a spammer EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!
Level 10 cleric??? I’m afraid I don’t understand this one.
The church has gun racks??? Definitely not a good sign…
Doesn’t he get enough in collection to buy what he wants?
Haha I like your list of 10 ways to know if you’ve joined the wrong church…
HA! I hope level 10 has prepared him for security (or the trap door – depending on what that panic button controls)!
Uh oh. She pushed the red button.