Side effects may include: blowing up, falling, dry mouth, dry skin, nausea, vomiting, water retention, itchy butt , hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, nose tinkle, and halitosis. Chess is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.
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WOW!!! I foresaw the future on this one!!! Boy chess sure has some drastic symptoms. I was watching a show on TV about Iceland on the weekend. What a beautiful place you live in.
HAHA! Thank you! And thanks for the hard hat idea
Iceland can be a beautiful place indeed. I would have to say the same thing about Tasmania I have seen a lot of pictures from Tasmania including pictures from your blog and you have the Tasmanian devil!
And wombats!!
Hahaha… stylish, yet functional
(and better safe than sorry)!
Thanks, that’s what I always say.
Chess causes itchy butt?? Glad I play checkers.
Believe me, you don’t want me to get started on the side effects of checkers.
I like chess, but have never suffered any of those side-effects, luckily. Though wearing a helmet has protected me from many sore losers.
These side effects don’t effect wombats.
Another reason why it’s good to be a Wombie!
Pawns are also immune to these side effects.. Except for blowing up and falling.
ok no chess for me.
All you need is a hard hat and a bio-suit and you will be fine.
Some of these symptoms are quite severe. Itchy butt…Aak!
Ehh, I heard that one from my friend’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate…
halitosis can be used to harm your opponent! I see that as a plus =P
I looked it up in the Manic Comics Big Book of Chess Rules and Cheats..
It’s an illegal cheat to use halitosis to harm your opponent.
Don’t forget the Heebie-Jeebies. I get them right before I play a game of chess.
I don’t think that is chess related.. You should consult your doctor.
That’s why I’m demented? It was chess all along. I knew it!
You and me both
I just returned from a road trip and I saw those little orange cones all along my journey, and all I could think of was your characters, Hjortur!
HAHA! Thanks for telling me that I actually have an idea for the comic involving orange cones
Thanks for commenting, hope you had a great road trip!
hahahaha, itchy butt… don’t know why but that caught my attention and I can’t stop laughing. haha… itchy butt